NobleWorks Funny Birthday Card - Inappropriate Grown-Up Humor for Hilarious Birthdays - Buyer Discretion Advised

NobleWorks -1 Funny Birthday Card - Inappropriate Grown-Up Humor, Hilarious Birthdays (Buyer Discretion Advised) - Standing Up Fast C6895BDG

NobleWorks Funny Birthday Card - Inappropriate Grown-Up Humor for Hilarious Birthdays - Buyer Discretion Advised

NobleWorks is proud to be an American business that supports other US-based companies. Our catalog of cute, sentimental, and humorous cards are designed, produced and printed right here. Be it for religious holidays, invitations, or just because, we have just the right card for you. Visit the Store Visit the Store Visit the Store

Key Features

• ✅ INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Wishing You a Standout Happy Birthday! COVER SAYS - I don't need drugs anymore, I get the same effect just standing up fast. - Send this funny notecard to all your hippy friends celebrating their bday. A truly fun greeting card.
• ✅ SIZE - Our 4.63 x 6.75 inch silly bday greeting card will surely bring some much needed fun to someone's b-day. The perfect greeting card for friends and loved ones who just rehabilitated. A fun way of celebrating birthdays.
• ✅ HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Change the way you greet your cool friends with our humorous greeting card. Cool, hip and trendy. This one of a kind card is made to bring excitement to simple celebrations. A cool notecard for special people.
• ✅ The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.

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